Kyran Parkin

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Kyran Parkin
Driver image.jpg
Nationality Kernow Cornish
Car number 121
Team(s) RlyR Realish Racing NDP
France Eiffel Power Motorsports
Race Starts 2
Championships Won 0
Special Events Won 1
Race Wins 1
Podiums 2
Pole Positions 0
Fastest Laps 1


Trivia

• Is a massive fan of the Formula Extreme and will happily drive hundreds and hundreds of laps on his own purely for fun.

• There's a joke about him finishing 3rd more often than not in most things he does. The '3rd Place Curse' has even followed him into games such as Golf with Friends. During a small tournament with SROL members, Kyran managed to finish 3rd on all three courses to his annoyance and the others' amusement. Ironically Kyran finished 4th in the overall standings.

• Has been known to get 'blackout drunk' at parties and festivals, one example was going to see Anthrax at Sonisphere. Kyran remembers staggering to the main stage, but doesn't remember anything about their set apart from a circle of death he fell over twice in. It should be noted that after this he supposedly fell asleep 'on' his tent. Not in, on.

• While packing up to leave after Sonisphere in 2014, a large gentleman tripped and fell on his tent. As the tent cost about a tenner, Kyran abandoned it citing that it was a ballache to put up and wasn't worth keeping anyway.

• Personally wished Daniel Ricciardo a happy 25th birthday at Red Bull OpenHouse 2014.

• Famously pulled an 'Austin Powers' on stream while pitting from the lead during the VEC 24 Hours of Spa.

Complete Results

Series & Championships

Season Series Team Car 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Position Points
Stock Car Extreme logo.png 20 Cruddy Car World Series France Eiffel Power Motorsports United States of America Swift 009.c STP
BAR
POC
LBH
ATL
PHX
MOH
SJO
CHA
WGL

Special Events

Event Title Team Car Qualifying Race
Stock Car Extreme logo.png 51 Cruddy Five RlyR Realish Racing NDP United States of America Swift 009.c 6th 3rd
Stock Car Extreme logo.png 52 Bon Anniversaire! Cinq France Eiffel Power Motorsports France Oreca R-One 2nd 1st

Non-RlyR Results

The following results do not count towards any Realish Racing statistics or records.

Sim Race Online

Year Season Team Vehicle 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 Position Points
2013 SROL GT3 Championship Season 2 United Kingdom MTech Racing Italy Ferrari 458 Italia MOS
Fea
MOS
Spr
WAN
Fea
WAN
Spr
ZAN
Fea
ZAN
Spr
BHGP
Fea
BHGP
Spr
SNE
Fea
SNE
Spr
MIS
Fea
9
MIS
Spr
6
14th 10
2014 SROL F1 1997 World Championship Republic of Ireland B&H Jordan Grand Prix Republic of Ireland Jordan 197 AUS
4
BRA
Ret
MON
8
CAN
3
GBR
3
GER
DNS
BEL
3
ITA
DNS
JPN
DNS
4th 15
Stock Car Extreme logo.png 2015 SROL F1 2000 World Championship Republic of Ireland B&H Jordan Grand Prix Republic of Ireland Jordan EJ10 AUS
7
BRA
4
SMR
3
GBR
5
AUT
3
GER
Ret
BEL
Ret
ITA
DNQ*
JPN
Ret
5th 13
2016 SROL British Touring Car Championship United Kingdom Bristol Big Watah Racing Team Japan Mitsubishi Lancer DON
R1
9
DON
R2
9
DON
R3
7
THR
R4
16
THR
R5
13
THR
R6
Ret
OUL^
R7
DNS
OUL^
R8
DNS
OUL^
R9
DNS
CRO†
R10
C
CRO†
R11
C
CRO†
R12
C
14th 26

*During final practice for the Italian Grand Prix, Kyran discovered he had a spiking throttle. Interestingly enough you need full throttle to get around Monza quickly(who knew?) and despite his best bodge job he was unable to find an adequate solution before qualifying, and reluctantly withdrew from the event.

^Missed the Oulton Park rounds to race in the Cruddy Five, where unsurprisingly he finished 3rd.

†Rounds 10, 11 and 12 at Croft were cancelled due to behaviour by several drivers considered to be 'against the spirit of the series'. Shortly after the remainder of the championship was cancelled.

Virtual Endurance Championship

Year Season Entrant Co-Drivers Car No. Class Chassis 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Position Points
2014-15 VEC S7 United Kingdom Doug Henson Racing United Kingdom Adam Hodgkinson
Finland Juha-Pekka Lammi
United States of America Nick Woodbury
28 LMP1 Japan Toyota TS040 Hybrid MOH
4
SEB
5
SEP
3
IST
4
LMS
5
6th 93
2015-16 VEC S8 United Kingdom Doug Henson Racing United Kingdom Jimmy Broadbent
United Kingdom Adam Hodgkinson
United States of America Nick Woodbury
7 LMP1 Germany Audi R18 E-Tron Quattro SIL
6
FUJ
7
SÃO
3
SPA
5/6†
SEB
Ret
IST
7
NUR
2
LMS
Ret
8th 132

†The 24 Hours of Spa suffered multiple server crashes, resulting in two separately scored races. The #7 finished 5th and 6th respectively.

Presto GP

Year Season Vehicle 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Position Points
2016 Presto GP Season 16 France Formula Renault 3.5 2014 AUT
Spr
4
AUT
Fea
Ret
GBR
Spr
GBR
Fea
NUR
Spr
NUR
Fea
BEL
Spr
BEL
Fea
ITA
Spr
ITA
Fea
SIN
Spr
SIN
Fea
MYS
Spr
MYS
Fea
JPN
Spr
JPN
Fea
USA
Spr
USA
Fea
BRA
Spr
BRA
Fea
13th* 36

* Season in progress.



Achievements

Brushed Steel - this driver is a Really Rubbish Racing Pleb Club Somewhat Exclusive member. First Steps - this driver has entered their first race Fastest Lap - this driver has scored 1 fastest lap Cup Winner - this driver has won a special event