|Base||Glukkoni Homelands, Mudos|
|Special Events Won||0|
The Magog Cartel is run by the Supreme Ruler Lady Margaret, and it spans multiple corporations, those being: RuptureFarms, SoulStorm Brewery, Bonewerkz, FeeCo Depot and the Slig Barracks.
Of course, no one actually expects Lady Margaret to run this, so she has her Glukkons run it for her. The ranking system for Glukkons can be seen below.
- Big Cheese
The head of the Magog Cartel's racing division, OrpheusFirbrand, is ranked "Pud"
- 1 History
- 2 The Magog Cartel
- 3 ReallyRubbishRacing
- 4 Complete Results
Built up from the ashes of what had once been a very spiritual and magic based species, the Magog Cartel is the height of Oddworld's industrial scene, and is solely responsible for the creation of such monstrous items including SoulStorm Brew, Scrab Cakes and Meech Munchies (Which ended in the extinction of the Meech populace.)
The Magog Cartel that we all know and love are funded by multiple companies, but the biggest of them are SoulStorm Brewery, Slig Barracks, Rupture Farms (Now unfortunately permanently shut down), Bonewerkz and FeeCo Depot.
The Magog Cartel
We at Magog Cartel thank you for taking interest in our racing team, and would like to remind you that chanting is strictly forbidden! Violators will be shot, questioned and then evicted from the premises!
The head of SoulStorm Brewery is Big Cheese Glukkon, the Brewmaster, and his slogan is perfect for all occasions; "Don't think, drink!" It is this Glukkon that ensures the flavour, body and colour of SoulStorm Brew is perfect.
Here we have Slig Barracks, ruled with an iron fist by Big Cheese.. Uh... da, uhhh... Dripik! General Dripik, yes that's it! Please remember, all violators will be shot and then questioned!
In control of RuptureFarms is Big Cheese Molluck, RuptureFarms is the source of all those delicious meaty chunks in your Scrab Cakes and Paramite Pies!
The head boner of Bonewerkz is none other than Big Cheese Director Phleg, this is where all those Mudokon bo- uh, special ingredients are ground up, ready for SoulStorm Brew!
The brains behind FeeCo Depot would be none other than the Wanna-Be Glukkon Vice President Aslik; active for over 25 years, it's here that you can get trains to vital parts of the Magog Cart-uh, forget I said that!
SECS - SEAT European Cup Series
Magog Cartel are not featuring Season 9; OrpheusFirbrand is instead racing under the banner of FirecruiserRT.
TURD - Tune, Upgrade, Race, Design
Magog Cartel's first racing event, 'TURD', was almost a non-attendance. Instead, they were a late entry, and Magog Cartel saw themselves in their very first ever race; excitement and enthusiasm was rife in the Magog Cartel racing division's HQ.
Enthusiasm does not, however, equal skill. OrpheusFirbrand drove poorly, and did not come within scoring in any of the four races he was in; to add insult to injury Orpheus displayed poor racecraft, which did not go down well with the racers of rival teams.
FART - Five-hundred Abarth Racing Trophy
|Green||Finished, in points|
|Blue||Finished, no points|
|Purple||Did not finish (DNF)|
|White||Did not start (DNS)|
|Blank||Did not participate|
Series & Championships
Bold - Pole Position
Italics - Fastest Lap
(Brackets) - Dropped Scores
* Season in Progress
TURD - Tune, Upgrade, Race, Design
Round 1 - Pi Limit: C 418
|22||13||OrpheusFirbrand||Magog Cartel||Ford RS500||2||+1:57.207||0|
Round 2 - Pi Limit B 462
|20||13||OrpheusFirbrand||Magog Cartel||Ford RS500||2||17:57.107||0|
Round 3 - Pi Limit A 581
|19||13||OrpheusFirbrand||Magog Cartel||Ford RS500||2||16:45.235||0|
Round 4 - Pi Limit S 670
|21||13||OrpheusFirbrand||Magog Cartel||Ford RS500||2||17:49.562||0|
|Pos||No||Driver||Team||Car|| Race 1
|| Race 2
|| Race 3
|| Race 4
|21=||13||OrpheusFirbrand||Magog Cartel||Ford RS500||20||22||19||21||0|