Magog Cartel

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Glukkoni Homelands Magog Cartel
Magog Cartel logo.png
Founder Molluck
Base Glukkoni Homelands Glukkoni Homelands, Mudos
Racing Colours
Notable Games Forza4Logo.png
Notable Drivers England OrpheusFirbrand
Races Entered 4
Championships Won 0
Special Events Won 0
Race Wins 0
Podiums 0
Pole Positions 0
Fastest Laps 0

The Magog Cartel is run by the Supreme Ruler Lady Margaret, and it spans multiple corporations, those being: RuptureFarms, SoulStorm Brewery, Bonewerkz, FeeCo Depot and the Slig Barracks.

Of course, no one actually expects Lady Margaret to run this, so she has her Glukkons run it for her. The ranking system for Glukkons can be seen below.

  • Pud
  • Chump
  • Wanna-Be
  • Big Cheese
  • Glockstar

The head of the Magog Cartel's racing division, OrpheusFirbrand, is ranked "Pud"

History

Built up from the ashes of what had once been a very spiritual and magic based species, the Magog Cartel is the height of Oddworld's industrial scene, and is solely responsible for the creation of such monstrous items including SoulStorm Brew, Scrab Cakes and Meech Munchies (Which ended in the extinction of the Meech populace.)

The Magog Cartel that we all know and love are funded by multiple companies, but the biggest of them are SoulStorm Brewery, Slig Barracks, Rupture Farms (Now unfortunately permanently shut down), Bonewerkz and FeeCo Depot.

The Magog Cartel

We at Magog Cartel thank you for taking interest in our racing team, and would like to remind you that chanting is strictly forbidden! Violators will be shot, questioned and then evicted from the premises!

SoulStorm Brewery

The head of SoulStorm Brewery is Big Cheese Glukkon, the Brewmaster, and his slogan is perfect for all occasions; "Don't think, drink!" It is this Glukkon that ensures the flavour, body and colour of SoulStorm Brew is perfect.

Slig Barracks

Here we have Slig Barracks, ruled with an iron fist by Big Cheese.. Uh... da, uhhh... Dripik! General Dripik, yes that's it! Please remember, all violators will be shot and then questioned!

Rupture Farms

In control of RuptureFarms is Big Cheese Molluck, RuptureFarms is the source of all those delicious meaty chunks in your Scrab Cakes and Paramite Pies!

Bonewerkz

The head boner of Bonewerkz is none other than Big Cheese Director Phleg, this is where all those Mudokon bo- uh, special ingredients are ground up, ready for SoulStorm Brew!

FeeCo Depot

The brains behind FeeCo Depot would be none other than the Wanna-Be Glukkon Vice President Aslik; active for over 25 years, it's here that you can get trains to vital parts of the Magog Cart-uh, forget I said that!

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Season Events

SECS - SEAT European Cup Series

Magog Cartel are not featuring Season 9; OrpheusFirbrand is instead racing under the banner of FirecruiserRT.

Special Events

TURD - Tune, Upgrade, Race, Design

The Magog Cartel's RS500 liveries

Magog Cartel's first racing event, 'TURD', was almost a non-attendance. Instead, they were a late entry, and Magog Cartel saw themselves in their very first ever race; excitement and enthusiasm was rife in the Magog Cartel racing division's HQ.

Enthusiasm does not, however, equal skill. OrpheusFirbrand drove poorly, and did not come within scoring in any of the four races he was in; to add insult to injury Orpheus displayed poor racecraft, which did not go down well with the racers of rival teams.

FART - Five-hundred Abarth Racing Trophy

Complete Results

Colour Result
Gold Winner
Silver 2nd place
Bronze 3rd place
Green Finished, in points
Blue Finished, no points
Purple Did not finish (DNF)
Red Disconnected (D/C)
Black Disqualified (DSQ)
White Did not start (DNS)
Blank Did not participate

Series & Championships

Results Key
Bold - Pole Position
Italics - Fastest Lap
(Brackets) - Dropped Scores
* Season in Progress

Special Events

TURD - Tune, Upgrade, Race, Design

Round 1 - Pi Limit: C 418

Pos No Driver Team Car Lobby Time/Retired Points
22 13 England OrpheusFirbrand Glukkoni Homelands Magog Cartel United States of America Ford RS500 2 +1:57.207 0

Round 2 - Pi Limit B 462

Pos No Driver Team Car Lobby Time/Retired Points
20 13 England OrpheusFirbrand Glukkoni Homelands Magog Cartel United States of America Ford RS500 2 17:57.107 0

Round 3 - Pi Limit A 581

Pos No Driver Team Car Lobby Time/Retired Points
19 13 England OrpheusFirbrand Glukkoni Homelands Magog Cartel United States of America Ford RS500 2 16:45.235 0

Round 4 - Pi Limit S 670

Pos No Driver Team Car Lobby Time/Retired Points
21 13 England OrpheusFirbrand Glukkoni Homelands Magog Cartel United States of America Ford RS500 2 17:49.562 0

Final Standings

Pos No Driver Team Car Race 1
Spain
Race 2
United States of America
Race 3
Germany
Race 4
United Kingdom
Total
21= 13 England OrpheusFirbrand Glukkoni Homelands Magog Cartel United States of America Ford RS500 20 22 19 21 0