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We don't like losers. We don't like draws....

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We don't like losers. We don't like draws....

Postby ajokay » 08 Apr 2014, 23:22

...We're winners here, on Robot Wars

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Post the best Robot Wars poems you can think of here. Just because.
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Re: We don't like losers. We don't like draws....

Postby camp_bell » 08 Apr 2014, 23:26

No...
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"He's rolled the car at Dunlop. How has he managed that? I'm genuinely impressed."

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Re: We don't like losers. We don't like draws....

Postby pyjames91 » 09 Apr 2014, 00:21

I don't drink Budweiser, I don't drink Coors

It's only molten metal, on Robot Wars


Goodnight x
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Re: We don't like losers. We don't like draws....

Postby Icthyes » 09 Apr 2014, 05:05

Welcome to Shooting Stars
Welcome whoever you are
I like chalk
And I like cheese
Come along and let's play Shooting Stars!


Ah wait wrong one.
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Re: We don't like losers. We don't like draws....

Postby DanThorn » 09 Apr 2014, 08:05

Dealing hard drugs and torturing whores

The secret agenda of Robot Wars.

Buh-bye.
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Re: We don't like losers. We don't like draws....

Postby Mr Flobadob » 09 Apr 2014, 09:02

From the show that's bigger than Roseanne's drawers,
Goodnight, God bless, from Robot Wars.
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Re: We don't like losers. We don't like draws....

Postby D0n M4730 » 09 Apr 2014, 12:44

Whilst going around Gothenburg:

I've smashed up the bonnet, as well as the doors,
But at least I didn't get suspension damage ...
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Re: We don't like losers. We don't like draws....

Postby Icthyes » 09 Apr 2014, 14:34

I was rushed on a trolley down hospital corridors
Because Pastor Maldonado thinks he's on Robot Wars
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Re: We don't like losers. We don't like draws....

Postby pyjames91 » 03 Aug 2014, 00:38

I don't need umbrellas,
I don't need straws,
As i make the cocktails
On Robot Wars.

Goodnight.
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Re: We don't like losers. We don't like draws....

Postby pyjames91 » 03 Aug 2014, 00:39

When i went to France
I shopped at Carrefour
But i buy my food at Tesco
On Robot Wars.
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Re: We don't like losers. We don't like draws....

Postby pyjames91 » 03 Aug 2014, 00:40

When i was a lad,
I had delusions of grandeur
But now it's a reality
On Robot Wars.
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Re: We don't like losers. We don't like draws....

Postby pyjames91 » 03 Aug 2014, 00:42

If i was a health inspector,
I'd have responsibility for,
The safety of others,
On Robot Wars.
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Re: We don't like losers. We don't like draws....

Postby pyjames91 » 03 Aug 2014, 00:43

If i went to battle,
I'd be in the Marine Corps,
But the battle is happening now,
On Robot Wars
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Re: We don't like losers. We don't like draws....

Postby pyjames91 » 03 Aug 2014, 00:43

I'm on fire!
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Re: We don't like losers. We don't like draws....

Postby pyjames91 » 03 Aug 2014, 00:45

So you want a mortgage?
Who's your guarantor?
You could live on the battle field
Of Robot Wars.
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Re: We don't like losers. We don't like draws....

Postby pyjames91 » 03 Aug 2014, 00:46

Who was that shitty band?
I think they were called Paramore
The girl got burned by Sergeant Bash
On Robot Wars
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Re: We don't like losers. We don't like draws....

Postby pyjames91 » 03 Aug 2014, 00:47

There are some weird little goblins
Living on the ocean floor
But out creatures are superior
On Robot Wars
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Re: We don't like losers. We don't like draws....

Postby pyjames91 » 03 Aug 2014, 00:49

There is a dangerous substance
Called C4
But it's not as dangerous as the house robots
On Robot Wars.
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Re: We don't like losers. We don't like draws....

Postby pyjames91 » 03 Aug 2014, 00:51

Do you like to smell good?
Then wear some Christian Dior
We prefer the smell of burning metal
On Robot Wars
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Re: We don't like losers. We don't like draws....

Postby pyjames91 » 03 Aug 2014, 00:54

How are you gonna make that gravy,
Without a stockpot from Knorr?
I'll add some sparks from the angle grinders,
Of Robot Wars.

I'll stop now. I could go on all night.
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Re: We don't like losers. We don't like draws....

Postby ajokay » 03 Aug 2014, 01:13

You should start a YouTube vlog
from whence your rhymes pour
with every single one referring
to Robot Wars
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Re: We don't like losers. We don't like draws....

Postby camp_bell » 03 Aug 2014, 01:49

No, not this crap again!
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"He's rolled the car at Dunlop. How has he managed that? I'm genuinely impressed."

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Re: We don't like losers. We don't like draws....

Postby pyjames91 » 03 Aug 2014, 08:04

When he cooks eggs,
He likes to give them a scramble,
But he's normally drinking soup,
Because his name's Campbell.
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Re: We don't like losers. We don't like draws....

Postby OLL1E_K » 23 Sep 2014, 16:58

That chap we know as Kimster,
His jokes are far too sinister,
But really we all know,
He'd love to go and blow,
Jimmy Saville's cigar,
How bizarre.


Not robot wars, but meh.
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Re: We don't like losers. We don't like draws....

Postby PJTierney » 14 Apr 2015, 09:45

It's the only thread that never bores,
where we make bad puns about Robot Wars.
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